Bred for His Skills in Magic

This recent picture (taken by our new digital camera) reveals that Reggie—normally a quiet cat who keeps to himself unless one of his siblings needs a good tongue bath—probably has supernatural powers. I'm not sure exactly what these powers are, but the glowing eyes indicate to me that Reggie is no ordinary cat. (I suppose I already knew that Reggie was not ordinary, as he incessantly licks the pages of magazines.) I only hope that Reggie can use his gifts to restore peace to the Tinley household. (I should explain that peace in our household has been disrupted by Meyer's decision to start his "terrible twos" two months early.)