Apparently I "Sound Gay"

Though Christian Dissent Live has been off the air for over a month, we still get the occasional fan mail. One listener writes:

This may seem strange, but as I listen to the CDL:
archives, I keep thinking of ZZ Top:

Frank Beard (No Beard)
Billy Gibbons (Beard)
Dusty Hill (Beard)

The only rationale I can muster is this:

Josh (Gay sounding, but straight)
Cole (gay)
Joey (gay)