It's Best to Ignore Jerry Falwell, but Sometimes It's Fun Not to

Last week, Falwell issued the following statement:

Earlier today, reports began circulating across the globe that I have recently stated that Jews can go to heaven without being converted to Jesus Christ. This is categorically untrue.

Thanks, Jerry. Glad you cleared that up.

Falwell goes on to explain that, while he considers himself a political ally of the Jewish people and supports the Zionist movement, he is still certain that his Jewish friends can look forward to an eternity of continual anguish.