I Can't Take the Heat! I Can't Take It
Were I a single man who didn't care for his job, I'd move to Calgary. I get uncomfortable when the temperature breaks 75° F, 24° C. 95° F, 35° C is intolerable.
Personally, I'm prepared to blame greenhouse gases. From the Huffington Post:
So stop using aerosol hairspray and turn out the lights when you leave the room, because I can't take this much longer.
Personally, I'm prepared to blame greenhouse gases. From the Huffington Post:
A recent study published in the journal Nature clearly stated that severe heat waves are now four times as likely to occur because of increased carbon dioxide levels in the atmosphere. This summer's miserable heat and extreme weather are going to be the norm. . . .
Officials in the National Weather Service estimate that more than 200 heat records have been broken in the United States in the past two weeks alone.
So stop using aerosol hairspray and turn out the lights when you leave the room, because I can't take this much longer.
posted by Tinley | 8:10 PM
1 Comments:
What about all that freon I release trying to huff it?
According to the electronic sign at the Walgreens down the street it was 104 earlier this afternoon. I think they were calling for 95. Oh well, the weekend and into next week its supposed to be in the 80s.
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