- Snoop Dogg is an adept golfer, but not as good as Kenny G (Golf Digest, PDF).
- "Kenny Rogers Denies Cheatin' During World Series" (The Onion).
- Longtime Congressman Charlie Rangel asks whether the Vice President is mentally ill (Gawker).
- Karl Rove's new strategy is asking opponents of the Iraq War, "Do you want us to win?" The question is, What does winning look like? (Huffington Post).
- Cleanser looks like sports drink; at least 94 cases of accidental ingestion have been documented (Roanoke Times).