The Best Sentence I've Read in Years

From my former Christian Dissent Live co-host Joey Hood:

When Big Daddy P-Rob starts making sense on the illegal immigration issue, you know for a fact that Satan has traded his Chinese baby-stomping boots in for a pair of ice skates.

Actually, before this goes too far, I want to take credit for coining "P-Rob" as a moniker for Pat Robertson. I came up with the nickname on Thursday November 10, 2005.